One cooked cauliflower for the elven kings under the sky,
an equal volume of boiled potatoes for the dwarf lords,
nine dashes of pepper for mortal men, doomed to die.
One pan for the dark lord, also a lid,
and enough eggs to rule them all and in darkness bind them together
in the pan of Mordor – Served with fresh tomatoes and slices of cucumber
Originally posted 2008-04-16 07:10:09.